- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Pickles are moist.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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