- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

My cat just died.

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