- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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