Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

123 f*ck off

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

whats green and lives in the water

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