- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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