- Anti Joke

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

a man makes a bad joke