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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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