- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Penis

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Poop.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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