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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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