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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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