Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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