- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What fires shots? A gun

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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