- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How old are you? 7

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