How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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well now

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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