What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Mahmy

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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