What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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