What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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