- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

"Knock knock" Come in!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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