roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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You just read this ..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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