- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Flowers are colors Love me

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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