- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

call me maybe.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

kieran is a homosexual

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

This is an anti-joke.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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