- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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