Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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