I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Title IX

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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