- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

how do you win a game try your best

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

The WPGA tour

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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