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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Female rights.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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