i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Justin with a hat.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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