Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

A dyslexic blind man

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

SEX

knock knock come in !

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Anyone can post anything.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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