- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How high is the sky? True or False

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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