- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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