- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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