- Anti Joke

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Massie is a fatass

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.