Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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