Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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