- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I am quite mature.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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