- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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