- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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