Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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