- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I am quite mature.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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