- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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