What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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YOU

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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