How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

I enjoy Popcorn

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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