- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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