Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Women's professional sports

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Anti Joke

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