What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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gingers

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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