Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Adam Chebali is awesome

jews

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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