Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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