- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

human centipede

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what is orange? an orange

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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