- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what is 3+3= 8

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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