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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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