- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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