- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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