- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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