- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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