- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Nan, that is all.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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