- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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