Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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