- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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