- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Everybody will die

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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