??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What are annoying? Ads.

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