- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

i keep getting thumbs down...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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