- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

i like turtles

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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