What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Im cute hehehee

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Anti Joke

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