John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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penis in the camel

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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