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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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