Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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How many light bulbs? 1

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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SHUT UP JP

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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