The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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