- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Get on the boat.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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