What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Anti Joke

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