- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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