Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

knock knock who's there ?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Gus's mom

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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