- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Flowers are colors Love me

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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