If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A woman walks into a bar.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

WNBA

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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