Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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