Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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The WNBA

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Caolan and Eamon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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