A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Death by kayak

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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