- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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