Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

belly button

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Fine, ladies first.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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united we sit, cause we're fat

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Anti Joke

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