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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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