- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Jovan

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

save me from the nothing ive become

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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