Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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