when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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autsim

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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YOLO

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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The Colts this year.

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