A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How do you end a sentence

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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pauls tuck

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