What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What is my name? I dont know

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

whats black and large -me

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What is black and has no education A tire.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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