Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Daniel is a fag

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

The cream, it is coming

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Donald Trump.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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