whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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School

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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TIMMY

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Anti Joke

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