- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Racial equality.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

homosexual

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I don't believe in giraffes.

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