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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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