- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

who do we all like george goodburn

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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