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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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