- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

belly button

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Nothing. He made it home safely.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

roses are red poo is poo

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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